Fernando Alonso

#1 Funniest F1 Report

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Vroom Vroom

The most challenging race for the F1 drivers when they hit Singapore for the Singapore Grand Prix is not the Marina Bay Circuit, but the fulfilling-sponsors-obligations race around town.

How to negotiate corners and manouevre traffic in time-overlapping appearances before fans.

From Raffles City Convention Centre for Shell V-Power, to Conrad Hotel for Johnnie Walker, to Clarke Quay for UPS, to Wisma Atria for Tag Heuer, to Paragon Orchard for Mercedes-Benz.

Here’s another side to the fastest men behind the hottest wheels:

Kevin, you’re Tag!

Kevin Magnussen, “Tag’s an American game…”

Tag Heuer, you’re due at Tag Heuer, Wisma…

“Why are you whispering, oh Wisma.”

Jensen, Hugo.

Jenson Button, “I go where?”

Hugo.

“Yes, but where?”

Da Boss, Hugo Boss, Button.

Kimi Raikkonen
Kimi Raikkonen

Kimi Raikkonen, “What d’yu mean shall I let go?”

Shell. Lego. On three, assemble the Ferrari using these 40 pieces of Lego, and your Shell V Power. It was a race to the finish. Almost Abu Dhabi even.

Fernando Alonso
Fernando Alonso

For Larry! For Larry! I thought his name is Alonso?  Yes, but he is Team For Larry, mah. Ah. Ferrari. Sforza!

F1 - Johnnie Walker
Keep Walking – Kevin Magnussen and Jenson Button

Massa for Martini, remember Felipe, relegated to veteran today. Still competitive, but somehow these days neither stirring nor shaking the F1 scene.

Aye caramba but we’re still nuts about this Brazilian.

Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg
Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg

Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton, race enemies to the end, from teenaged years of karting to F1. Finally some circuitry rivalry to speak of. They may charge the tracks. But in my books, they are no Prost-Senna, nor James Hunt-Niki Lauda.

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